I got in trouble at my doctor appointment. He said that I "really need to try and gain some weight." What? You mean you are not supposed to lose weight while you are pregnant? The morning sickness is now easing thanks to a wonderful thing called the second trimester. I went straight to Trader Joe's to pick up all my fatty favorites- quiche, trail mix, soy corn dogs, kefir, and dark chocolate (and a few healthier choices). I ate and ate all day long. The next morning I skipped to the scale to see how much I had gained and to my horror I had dropped another pound! Do I have a pregnancy parasite? Why is it that when I want to lose weight I gain, and when I want to gain I lose? I must have some super power that allows me to subconsciously manipulate my metabolism.
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Why is that when I want to lose, I gain and when I don't want to gain, I gain?
Since I can't, go to In-n-Out and order a cheeseburger animal style for me...stat. Are you still with Lepetich?
yep, still with lepetich. was going to change but no one is taking new patients...
I hate you. ;)
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